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Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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