Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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