he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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