can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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