Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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