Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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