I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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