Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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