hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
A+ Viking dick
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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