Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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