How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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