I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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