This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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