Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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