I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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