I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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