Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
