i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Alive.
So much puke
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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