I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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