Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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