party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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