Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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