You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I got inside last night via doggy door
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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