did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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