think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I had to cum in my sink.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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