i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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