The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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