Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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