If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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