I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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