I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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