im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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