My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
it glows. i had to have it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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