Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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