I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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