i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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