I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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