so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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