This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just had sex bonerless
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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