: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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