I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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