i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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