so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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