if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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