her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He kissed a someone with a penis
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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