Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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