Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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