well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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