So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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