white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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