Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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