let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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