So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
